looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”
my favourite outdoor activity is going back inside
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
Stevie Wonder, 64 years old, and his fiance are expecting triplets.
Damn I can’t even get a call back…
"Stevie I’m pregnant. I thought you used a condom"
Y’all gotta stop, lol